Wednesday 14 January 2015

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES


KNOCK KNOCK JOKES :


Knock Knock.
 Who's there? 
Butch, Jimmy and Joe. 
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
 Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's
 Joe.

 Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Opportunity. 
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice! 

Knock, Knock! 
Who’s There? 
Buster! 
Buster who? 
Buster Cherry! 
Is your daughter home?

 Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Orange Orange
 who?
 Orange you going to answer the door? 

Knock knock! 
Who's there? 
Dwayne! 
Dwayne who
? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning. 

Knock, Knock! 
Who’s There?
 Dewey!
 Dewey who? 
Dewey have to use a condom? 

Knock Knock 
Who's There? 
Ahmed 
Ahmed who? 
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. 
All of my change I spent on you. 

Knock Knock 
Who’s There? 
Ben Hur 
Ben Hur who? 
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

 Knock Knock
 Who’s There?
 Justin 
Justin who? 
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !


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