Wednesday 14 January 2015

GUIDE FOR ALL WOMEN

GUIDE FOR ALL WOMEN :


A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: 

I'M HUNGRY.
I'm hungry. 

I'M SLEEPY.
I'm sleepy. 

I'M TIRED.
I'm tired. 

I'VE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears. 

WHAT'S WRONG?
I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this. 

WHAT'S WRONG?
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? 

YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
I liked it better before. 

YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
$50 and it doesn't look that much different! 

YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
For $50 they should have GIVEN YOU hair! 

LET'S TALK, HONEY.
I'm trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person, and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. 

WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. 

WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks. 

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