ASTRONAUT

ASTRONAUT:

What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer? The space bar. Where would an astronaut park his space ship? A parking meteor! What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon. What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter. Why did the astronaut retire? He got spaced out! What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar! How do you know when Lisa Nowak is pissed? Just see if she's wearing diapers! What do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick Why are there no female astronauts on the moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet. What do you call a donkey throwing nuts to the moon? An ass throw nut (astronaut). How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When it’s full. How do astronauts eat their ice creams? In floats! Why don't people like the restaurant on the moon? Because there was no atmosphere. How did Lisa Nowak feel after driving 900 miles in a diaper? Like one of Britney Spears kids! Why did the cow go in the spaceship? It wanted to go to the mooooooon! Why did the baby go to outer space? To visit the milky way. What does an astronaut use to keep his feet warm? A space heater. Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands! How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to its last quarter. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry? He Apollo-gises. If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? Hi, im an Astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS